Flush#1

Right now we are reading a book called flush. This is from Noah's point of view...

Well... my dad isn't crazy, he just stands up to what he believes in. My dad, he sunk a mans boat. he's now in jail and he won't let mom bail him out. My sister Abbey she doesn't believe in dad any more she too thinks that dad is crazy.
My dad sunk the boat cuz' the owner was throwing the sewage from the casino into the water which is really gross.
after my dad sunk the boat Jasper Jr. has been calling me names and beating me up. jasper Jr. is the casino boat's owner, Mr.Muleman(ouch)
My dad has a friend who saw Mr.Muleman dumping the sewage into the water so i had to go see him.He's like a very dirty man which is why he got his name Lice, Lice Peeking.He's very greedy and he wants something to help my father but he dosen't even want the Dodge pickup my dad got.
My dad really wants to make his point so he thought it would be a good idea to get a reporter to interview me about my dad. Once he started you could tell he was dying to get to the juicy parts.